With the hectic lifestyles and serious competition of making money online, let’s take a step back and poke some fun at the eBay today.

Below is a funny list of the top 10 signs you are addicted to eBay from successwithauctions.com.

See how many you score!

The Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted to eBay

10. You consider selling the piece of chewing gum you found on your shoe.

9. You apply for a new loan and give your pay pal address as your only bank account.

8. You’ve taken down the degree and awards in your office to be replaced by self made power seller print-outs.

7. You save all your toe-nail clippings in a jar, hoping that one day they may be worth a small fortune.

6. You wear the same underwear for a week, waiting for your chance to outbid “gstring-guru” on a pair of used designer briefs.

5. You spend several hours a day trying to burn the face of Mary or Jesus onto pieces of French Toast.

4. You’ve marked 87 separate – 2 inch sections on your body that can be sold as advertising space to the highest bidder.

3. You’ve lost so much sleep due to bidding wars that you are chosen as Christian Bale’s replacement in The Machinist II.

2. You have to see a therapist because the negative feedback you got is killing your self esteem.

1. You use eBay way too much. You even go to the county registrar and change your legal name to your eBay User ID.

There were really some moments that I have considered no. 10, 7 and 6 when I first started out.

What about you? Anymore to add to the list?